thebloodybaron:

what happens if you have to poop during The Hunger Games?

 do you just squat and the whole world watches? 

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thebloodybaron:

what happens if you have to poop during The Hunger Games?

 do you just squat and the whole world watches? 

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  • Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
  • Me: *Scrolls past*
  • Me: Caring is not an advantage

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That awkward moment

when someone uses the phrase, “let’s get down to business” and now all you want to do is defeat the huns.

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  • me: guys you know what day it is today right?
  • people at my school: may 2nd
  • me: MAY 2ND IS NOT JUST A DAY, IT'S A DAY OF VICTORY. A DAY OF REMEMBRANCE. A DAY OF MOURNING THE WIZARDS WE LOST IN THE MOST IMPORTANT BATTLE. THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS.
  • people at my school:
  • me:
  • people at my school:
  • me: i hate you all

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Esquire magazine photoshoot


  • The Doctor: Hey I just met you
  • The Doctor: And this is crazy
  • The Doctor: But I want you to come time travel with me and I'll show you all of time and space and we'll fight Weeping Angels and Daleks and Cybermen and it will be fucking awesome and we'll be an otp that will tear people's hearts out and it will be awesome and you will probably come close to death several thousand times but that's okay because I'll show you things you've never seen before, and have I mentioned it will be awesome
  • The Doctor:
  • The Doctor:
  • The Doctor:
  • The Doctor: So call me maybe
  • The Doctor: Because I live in a phone box
  • The Doctor: Haha get it

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prom tickets today = prom friday and a very happy beverly (: i have my dress, and will post pictures at some point

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